God I Hate Feminists

Just when I thought I couldn't hear one more stupid feminist complaint about men (stupid of me to think women couldn't find things to complain about) I happen to stumble upon Donna Sheehan's website. And just how did I get to this website? Well Ms. Sheehan has decided to protest war by... get ready for it.... encouraging people to have a "global orgasm." Oh yeah, that'll get people motivated, great work Einstein. As if we don't have enough lazy slackers in the U.S. Why don't we just have a National "Wake and Bake" protest. That'll really show those Washington D.C. politicos we mean business. God I hate hippies.

Anyway, back to Ms. Sheehan. In her book "Redifining Seduction" she contends that women must break through the oppressive male-dominated world of courtship by... wait for it... SEDUCING MEN. Oooooo no!!!!! The chauvinist pig dog in me is forever lost!!

::Sigh:: WHAT MAN IS GOING TO TURN DOWN BEING HIT ON BY A WOMAN??

This isn't revolutionary, this is goddamn common sense. Men don't like hitting on women, it's awkward and time consuming. GO AHEAD LADIES MAKE MY DAY. Show your inner feminism by calling me a handsome, charming and utterly resistible sex god.

The feminists finally got me.


Can you step? Email me.
hckyfn15@aol.com