Monday, January 30, 2006

Bush Tired, Orders Bombing of "All Those Assholes"

Upon hearing that yet another Middle Eastern country was refusing international security guidelines, President Bush ordered the bombing of "all those assholes" in the Middle East. Further comments were unavailable, although numerous White House staff members suggested that the President may have "been kidding." However, others in the CIA suggest that perhaps bombing the entire Middle East may have been a Bush goal since his inaguration.

Indeed, some sources have pointed to a heated Middle East policy discussion wherein the President alledgedly pulled out a map of the world, drew a circle around the Middle East and wrote in capital letters: BOMB HERE.

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