Tuesday, November 01, 2005

George Bush Hates Everything

I don't think it's fair to limit George Bush's hatred in the way that Kanye West has. I think George Bush hates lots of things. For instance he hates midgets. But did Kanye mention that? No. And that's not fair and it's not American.

Here's a list of things that George Bush hates, that Mr. West somehow neglected to mention.

1. Asian Food- George Bush cooks on a BBQ, like real men.
2. Fat people- George Bush runs 5 miles a day. Fat people are slackers.
3. Indiana- Indiana sucks.
4. Meryl Streep- All her movies suck and George Bush knows it.
5. Midgets- Why can't they just get taller? George Bush doesn't know, but dammit he hates em anyway.
6. Trees- George Bush likes kicking the shit out of tree on vacation in Texas.
7. Hippies- Hippies are stupid, George Bush wants to constitutionally ban them and their music.
8. Anyone from Utah. George Bush thinks Utah shouldn't be a state. Mormons scare him.
9. Monkeys- Monkeys also scare George Bush. This is why George refused to visit Africa without a loaded shotgun.
10. Black people. Well duh.

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At 4:59 AM, Blogger Ransom. said...

I love you G.Dunna, the #1 stunna

At 2:13 PM, Blogger chavez said...

im from indiana, fuckslut


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