Monday, February 21, 2005

Douchebag of the Year Award!!

It's February, but I think it's pretty safe to give out the most prestigious award that this site sponsors: The Total and Absolute Douchebag of the Year Award. This years winner has totally re-defined the idea of douchebag. In one year he has defiled the greatest sport in America, lied, and generally destroyed the heritage of hockey. If you're thinking of NHLPA Executive Director, Bob Goodenow- YOU ARE SO RIGHT!


DOUCHE

For singlehandedly destroying the 2004-2005 hockey season through stubbornly refusing to accept a salary cap; for then accepting a salary cap at the last possible moment and then refusing to negotiate further, and for generally FUCKING UP my sport and turning NHL players into a bunch of namby pampy whiners- I hereby declare Bob Goodenow the TOTAL AND ABSOLUTE DOUCHE OF 2004 and 2005. Congratulations, douche.

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hckyfn15@aol.com

1 Comments:

At 4:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for the Editor of the New Times and or Maupin, but this guy works too
Beienburg

 

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