If TiVo Has Changed Your Life, Your Life Sucks

Does anyone really believe the people in the TiVo infomercials? The seemingly endless line of morons who each claim that TiVo has dramatically altered their being. If these people aren't paid actors, then dear God, America is heading for the shitter.

If being able to watch all six episodes of Newlyweds a week makes your life complete, I encourage you to jump off the nearest building. Remember to jump off floors 8 and above, otherwise you might just break a leg or something.

The only useful thing TiVo could provide to me is being able to watch South Park without commercials. Oh and Family Guy when it comes back in March.

Can you step? Email me.
hckyfn15@aol.com