Barbara Boxer Vs. Dr. Condoleeza Rice: An Objective Analysis

Barbara Boxer
Is Jewish.

VS.

Condoleeza Rice
Childhood friend killed by white supremicists at age 8.


Barbara Boxer
A bachelor's degree earned at Brooklyn College.

VS.

Condoleeza Rice
At 19, Rice earned her bachelor's degree in political science, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa, from the University of Denver in 1974.

In 1975, she obtained her master's degree from the University of Notre Dame.

In 1981 she received her Ph.D. from the Graduate School of International Studies at the University of Denver. In addition to English, she speaks Russian, French, and Spanish.

Barbara Boxer
Has held two real world jobs: a journalist position and as a stockbroker.

VS.


Condoleeza Rice
At Stanford University, Rice is a tenured Professor of Political Science, Senior Fellow of the Institute for International Studies, and a Fellow (by courtesy) of the Hoover Institution.

From 1993 to July 1, 1999 she served as the Stanford Provost--serving as chief budget and academic officer of the university. In June 2003, Rice delivered the commencement address at Stanford.

Rice is a Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences and has been awarded honorary doctorates from Morehouse College in 1991, the University of Alabama in 1994, the University of Notre Dame in 1995, the Mississippi College School of Law in 2003, the University of Louisville and Michigan State University in 2004.

Barbara Boxer
Has done nothing but politics for a quarter century. As a Senator has
A. voted to increase taxes on a consistent basis
B. bitched about everything President Bush has done, thought about or dreamed about
C. had an annoying voice

VS.

First female to become National Security Advisor. Only second African American to become Secretary of State (after Colin Powell).

Conclusion

I loudly and emphatically urge Barbara Boxer to shut the fuck up. Condoleeza Rice could bitch slap her across at least 2 continents (possibly 3).

Also, I encourage California voters to punch themselves in the face.

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