Alexander Is Shit Because It SUCKS

Anyone who thinks that Alexander is doing jack shit at the Box Office for any other reason that it is horribly plotted, boring, and poorly constructed is a dumbass. How typical of Europeans to accuse the peon American people of being "insensitive" to a movie about an ancient conqueror because we all hate gay people. Right. So if a movie is about a Irish college student and we don't see it, THE ONLY REASON we didn't see it was because, as Americans, we hate Irish college students? (This moment of logic brought to you by the socialists in Europe.)

God forbid that Americans picked up a newspaper, read the numerous reviews, and decided they had better things to do with their time than see a 3 hour boring biopic by an overrated director.

But according to the socialist commune over in Europe, all of America has conspiratorially met and universally decided that any movie that depicts homosexuals in any fashion will be ceremoniously shat on by not only the liberal press here in America, but the everyday Joe at the box office all at once.

This explains why The Birdcage, largely about a gay couple, did so poorly. So once again a friendly reminder to Europe to mind it's own goddamn business and quit preaching off of your high ivory tower. We'll let you know if and when we want your opinion. We don't need it.



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