Shitty Countries

I happen, much to the chagrin of liberals everywhere, that the United States is a decent country. I think that Americans as a whole, are kind, generous and generally good natured people who take pride in their independence and freedom.

(However, I think that this trend is changing and one of my next "serious" postings will treat the destruction of the U.S. from within)

And while the world keeps on bashing the U.S., largely because of the liberal governments unbelievable control of the media in said countries, I have decided to swipe back by labeling these countries as "SHITTY." And there's not a damn thing they can do to stop me.

My criteria is three-fold: Do I think these countries are shitty? Is the government shitty? Is their food shitty?

In no particular order, the SHITTIEST countries in the world are:

1. China

China is just stupid. Seriously. If you live in China LEAVE. Run. Steal a boat and if caught remind the officers that you live in a shitty communist country where everything belongs to everybody anyway. China is so shitty that they screen every piece of art that goes into the country, and 90% of the time they censor this material. Recently, the stupid communist fucks decided that Harry Potter would not be shown, because it would hurt teens somehow. Brilliant.

As for the food, its communist food and it smells bad. China sucks.

2. The Middle East

Damn right I'm not going to list them all. The entire Middle East is shitty. Everyone is always fighting everyone, we constantly have to save Israel's ass because the rest of the Middle East hates them. We started a war because Iraq was shitty. Syria and Iran train people with terrorist shit to blow up our shit. Everyone over their is always starting shitty Jihads. Why can't they just chill. Christ.

Basically, the entire Middle East is one big pile of shit that constantly pulls us into their shit, making us mildly shitty.

I hate the Middle East. And the food tastes bad because down the road a bomb just exploded and it makes your food taste bad.

3. France

Dammit I actually like France. I think the culture is kickass. Everyone just goes to parks and sleeps and eats all the time. BUT DAMMIT France is now SHITTY.

France's sole purpose is to be the little whiny bitch of the world. Chirac is a fucking creep, and the rest of his socialist government blows. And by blows I mean 70% tax rate blows. That's shitty. Screw them.

And to think that we constantly have to save their asses again and again. The only time France can ever claim a military victory is when we do most of the fighting.

French food is actually good but it's expensive. So there.

4. Belgium and Luxembourg

These countries aren't THAT shitty. But still shitty. The reason is that they never do anything. Someone should just annex them, just for the hell of it. See if they even notice.

Netherlands: Um... Hullo there Belgium..um... yeah we annexed you.
Belgium: Oh.. Well then. Sorry to be a bother.
Netherlands: Wait. You're not understanding. We own you now.
Belgium: Yes, yes that's all good and well. Good bye then.

Plus those assholes were neutral in World War 2. How exactly does one remain neutral when a psycho Nazi freak has made it quite clear he wants to take over the world? Do you chalk it up to temporary insanity? Oh, Hitler will get better, he'll pop a few Aspirin and be right as rain. Idiots.

Foodwise these guys eat French Fries with mayonaise which is disgusting.

Honorable Mention: Canada

Canada doesn't make the cut, largely because no one gives a shit what Canada says or does, but also because they invented hockey which kicks ass. In Canada the government controls all media (hence Fox News a moderately right news channel is illegal). Which is CENSORSHIP and CENSORSHIP BLOWS ASS.

Foodwise I'm sure they eat moose which is probably gross.

And that's it. If can think of anymore, you're welcome to put it in the comments stuff.

(which by the way I finally got around to putting in, only because the people who read my website are WAAAYYY too lazy to ever email me. FYI I will rarely post anything except when I feel like it)

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