Ch Ch Ch Check It Out - The Beastie Boys SUCK

There was a time (License to Ill mainly) when the Beastie Boys were badass. Songs like No Sleep Till Brooklyn, Fight For Your Right To Party, Girls,
Brass Monkey, actually every song was pretty damn good.

What made this rap debut different (besides the fact they were all white boys)was the party attitude these guys had. It was balls out riffs, lyrics and songs. Fast forward 20 years.

The Beastie Boys are fat, old, bald and apologetic for their "party" years. Fuck that. You can't claim a social conscience just because you're old and sorry. Just because you aren't partiers doesn't make you boring and stupid and all holy.

Or maybe it does. After listening to their new album, it's clear that the Beastie Boy's have lost their touch. Every song is derivative of Hello Nasty, and I sorely miss the days when the Beastie Boys had real instruments... like guitars.

On another note these TV Shows don't suck:

MST3K
Beavis and Butthead
South Park
The Shield
The Simpsons

and that's IT. Everything else on TV SUCKS ASS. You are wasting your time. Nothing else is smart, interesting or entertaining.

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I'm leaving for CA, don't count on any updates unless I get eaten by a shark... partially eaten or something else cool happens.