15 Reasons To Vote For John Kerry

1. You support the War In Iraq. So does John Kerry.

2. You support Big Oil. John Kerry has 3 SUVs, a private plane and a yacht or two.

3. You don't support Gay Marriage. Neither does John Kerry.

4. You didn't like Operation Desert Storm. Neither did John Kerry.

5. You support slashing the CIA's budget. So does John Kerry.

6. You don't support the Kyoto Treaty. Neither does John Kerry.

7. You support trading with Communist China. So does John Kerry.

8. You support taxing people for getting married. So does John Kerry.

9. You support the Patriot Act. So does John Kerry.

10. You have a manservant. So does John Kerry.

11. You support not attacking the President during times of war. John Kerry did.

12. You don't support the death penalty for terrorists. John Kerry did.

13. You think that Affirmative Action is "inherently limited and divisive." John Kerry does.

14. You believe that abortion should be decided by the states and not federal government. John Kerry does.

15. You support NAFTA and support taxing small businesses and farms. John Kerry does.

This lost could go on forever, but damn I think there are plenty of reasons to vote for John Kerry. WOOOEEE. What a candidate.

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