Idiots + Philosophy Class = HELL

Today in philosophy class something god awful happened- the moron's who normally sleep through class and spare us their insipid and useless insights (What if God was like, you know, like super God like?), decided to guide our discussion.

So instead of remotely intelligent discussion we spent the majority of class asking deep philosophical thoughts like:

1. Could God make a rock so big he couldn't move it?
2. Can I go to the bathroom?
3. I think Aristotle was stupid.
4. No, he wasn't.
5. Shut up.
6. No you shut up.
7. Can I go to the bathroom?

I spent the majority of class drawing on the board and banging my head against my desk in the hopes of waking up from this terrible dream. Maybe we should institute a philosophy pre test that you would have to pass in order to qualify for the course.

1. Do you know what philosophy is?
If yes, proceed to number 2, if not step to the end of the line and let the man with the large bat perform a quick lobotomy.

2. Are you lying?
If yes, see Bat-man, if no proceed to number 3.

3. Has anyone ever said in response to your philosophy on life "Quick find a gun, I need to put this guy down."

Three questions, not so hard eh? Yet it would weed out those who have about as much to say on philosophy as Bill Clinton has to say on marriage. Boo yah. Thats a zinger.

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