United States of AMERICA

Probably my last post about Michael Moore for a while (although rubbing it in is quite amazing). However, today I saw something that just pissed me off. Mikey posted a map of the U.S. implying that every single person who voted for George Bush was stuck in "Jesusland." Everyone else was in "The United States of Canada."

Besides being retarded in logic (Moore himself claims to be a Catholic), I would like to point out that indeed WE AREN'T CANADA. Congrats Mike, we GET IT. However, while Moore would like us all to believe that fiscal conservatives are all Bible Thumping inbred hokeys, I would like to present my own version of Mikey's map.



Screw you Mike, move to Canada. There you can enjoy crappy socialist healthcare, and ride a moose to work. But no, you can't have that, because then God forbid- you might not be so rich anymore!

We'll stay here and carry on the tradition of American independence. You can go mooch off of their economy.

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