Zombies Don't Understand Gun Control

When will the hippies understand that gun control is a stupid, stupid idea. Anyone who has seen any horror movies knows that guns are necessary, very necessary to ensure survival. I am of course inspired by the movie "Dawn of The Dead" which was awesome. In that movie there weren't any politicians screaming "Don't shoot the zombies, just hit them with your fists, because fists are safer." No goddammit, there were guns everywhere so that the zombie bastards would go back to hell.

Were a stupid liberal running this country the entire cast would still be waiting in line at a gun store having 3 forms of ID checked, having his fingerprints run and still not getting the gun because the computers were down. They of course would be eaten. This is why we need guns, lots of guns as Neo would say.

Would Michael Myers have such success if I were in the movies? NO. Here's how it would go down:

Greg sits alone in scary dark house watching horror movie.

Michael Myers sneakily opens the front door and walks slowly into the living room.

Greg: OH NO, I am so scared it's Michael Myers with his pussy knife.

Pulls out two AK-47s.

Greg: Run. Bitch.

As you can see, the U.S. needs to put the focus on arming MORE people, not less. Better the guns in my hands then some gangbanger or... Michael Myers.



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