Kucinich- The Hippie-Idiot's Candidate

In what I hope will be a recurring feature on this site (depending on time, I do a bit of research for this stuff) I present:

The Destruction of A Moron- Dennis Kucinich

Introduction-

Dennis Kucinich has gained the reputation of being a man of peace and fairness. In my opinion he is a man of stupid ideals, a stupid platform and most of all a stupid party. He is a card carrying member of "Hyprocrites R Us" and if elected, would embarass our country.

Kucinich = Sell Out

I thought nothing could piss me off more than a tax and spend liberal like Al Gore. Then I met Dennis. Dennis is not only a tax and spend liberal, he has a Clintonian moral compass which makes him a first grade jackass. Let's take a little trip down memory lane shall we?

Little Dennis is just an Ohio congressman. Nothing more. He meets monthly with the Pro-Life groups in Ohio to tell them "thank you" for all the hard work they are doing. He has a 90+ rating by a National Pro-Life Political Activist group, one of the highest in the nation and he is well-respected in his community for his views- which are largely reflective of his constituency. BUT THEN DENNIS GOT AN IDEA!!

If Dennis appealed to the large Anti-War group in the U.S. and the War on Terror went sour- LITTLE DENNIS COULD BE PRESIDENT!! But there was only one tiny, little problem..... HIPPIES ARE PRO-CHOICE... So what does Dennis do? Does he stick to his ethics and morals....? OF COURSE NOT, HE'S a POLITICIAN

Quicker than you can say hypocrite, Dennis has become an ardent defender of abortion. Ever since he was thrust into public light, Dennis has been on the campaign trail, sticking up for "Reproductive Rights." What a joke.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!! Take a little gander on these two quotes taken directly from Kucinich's mouth:

Talking about being a vegan: "a dietary decision he credits not only with improving his health, but in deepening his belief in the sacredness of all species."

Sacred my ass you hypocrite. Yet another quote:

"Morally, I simply do not believe that we as human beings have the right to play God and take a human life especially since our human judgments are fallible and often wrong."

OH NO SHIT?? REALLY? HOW ABOUT ABORTION YOU SCHMUCK??

Ugh. What's most disturbing is that Democratic insiders say his 180 was due to his campaign needing more money from traditionally pro-abortion Democratic Unions. Disgusting. Moving on.

Kucinich= Big Taxes

In a society where most Americans are already taxed close to 50%, Kucinich "Champion of the Average Man" pledges to raise them. He will repeal all of Bush's tax cuts (which of course he has in his liberal judgement set aside for more government spending), will institute a new "progressive" plan (read: higher taxes), and will do away with the voucher system, a system which essentially let poor families disgusted with the public school system move children into private, excelling schools.

Let's analyze: under Kucinich's plan a married household will be fucked. Essentially, one parent will work ALL YEAR to pay taxes. (Assuming they each pull in about 50 grand or so- putting them under one of his highest tax brackets). He will take more money out of YOUR pockets because apparently hard-working Americans don't know what to do with their hard earned dollars. FURTHERMORE

Kucinich sends a big "Fuck You" to underprivileged children, essentially condemning them to shitty schools. The American Public School system doesn't suck because it doesn't have enough money. Our system blows because no one holds Administrators or teachers accountable. Throwing more money at them has done nothing and will do nothing- Kucinich is blinded by his love of big government and will let all of OUR children drown in a sea of apathy. Vouchers were our last attempt to have some sort of control of the behemoth of public education.

Thanks a lot dickhead.

Conclusion

For some stupid reason (bandwagon), teens have become enthralled with this candidate, showering him with praise. They focus on his apparent love of peace, but fail to realize electing a hippy is not going to make terrorists stop hating the U.S. Furthermore, they pussy out from answering any questions about my solution to this problem: getting the fuck out of the Middle East and everywhere else we don't belong. They know that the Middle East would crumble. They need us just as the whole world needs us around, but are too ignorant to admit it.

Kucinich isn't going to do anything worthwhile if elected. If nothing else he would probably worsen diplomatic tensions because terrorist morons would perceive him and his "Office of Peace" (motto: Save the Whales) as being one big sign saying "Bomb Us and We Won't Judge You."

What is worst about Kucinich is the fact that he is a hypocrite about something like abortion. If he can't decide whether or not a human life is worth something then he is not someone I want running this country.

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UPDATE: Due to the political nature of this posting and the fact that discourse is a good thing in politics I present: Perhaps the ONLY time EVER I will peruse comments about something I have written: (not here anymore)


SECOND UPDATE: I removed the link because I don't care what you think. Sink. Blink. etc.

THIRD UPDATE: Let's see it's Monday June 28th - Where is Kucinich and his devoted band of rebels? Oh there they are - kissing millionaire John Kerry's ass. Viva la revolucion.

Score one for Greg