My Mom is the WORST Driver Ever

On behalf of my mother I would like to apologize to the millions of people she has traumatized by her shitty driving. Characteristics of her driving:

-Doing 5 under the speed limit IN THE LEFT LANE
-Braking for no apparent reason "I thought I saw a bird"
-Leaving her turn signals on "Don't tell me how to drive, maybe I was turning"
-Turning off my music "It's devil music" and thereby swerving into other people's lanes

As you can see, chances are my mom has caused millions of accidents and no one has caught her.

"Look for a white SUV, with a mad woman at the wheel who always has her goddamn blinker on."


Can you step? Email me.
hckyfn15@aol.com