Time to say good-bye to Limp Bizkit

I can remember a day or two when Limp Bizkit was the shizzle. In fact, I can remember when I thought Limp Bizkit was a formulaic, but decent band (this was yesterday). Today, however things have changed. Their new CD SUCKS. I have listened to every single song and have come to the following conclusions:

1. Any song that is not a cover OR does not have Snoop Dogg in it BLOWS A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT
2. Fred Durst has NOTHING to say

Whats funny about this is that the song "Just Drop Dead" by Limp is actually pretty damn good. It was about Britney Spears and was supposed to be on this album, but now you can only get it online. (Apparently, little Britney is a skank, suprise of suprises). Instead we are treated to an album trying to combine Dave Matthews emotion with Linkin Park agression.

Greg's Law of Shitty Albums

Lose Your Lead Guitarist + Sudden Desire to become meaningful + Worst Lyrics Ever = SHIT ON A STICK

Adios Fred Durst, time to hang it up. Maybe you can pull a Rob Zombie and instead of making creepy ass music, you can make terrible, terrible films like House of 1000 Corpses.

Pre-Production Meeting on House of 1000 Corpses

Executive: Okay Rob, so we have a deal, you can have insane clowns, fucked up families and gruesome murders...
Rob Zombie: AND I WANT TO KILL THE DOGS, and CHILDREN...
Executive: That's it, gimme the tazer, he is going back in his cage.
Rob Zombie: NOOOO.. ::ZAPPP::
Executive: That dude is fucked up.

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