NEWSFLASH: No one cares that your son is on the Principal's List

Hey parents- aren't you so proud that little Jimmy is an honor student? Don't you want to indoctrinate him with the idea that you should only strive to succeed so you can show it off on your bumper? Here's a quick little tidbit: NO ONE CARES, AND YOUR BUMPER STICKER MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE.

Today I saw a mother with 3, that's right 3, of the same bumper sticker: "My Child Made the Honor Roll at SuckaMucho School." So, let's go through the thought process here.

1. Little Jimmy made it three times on the honor roll, so I guess you have to have 3 obnoxious stupid ass bumper stickers... OR

2. You have 3 children, in which case you want all of them to feel special, so you give them each their own sticker, completely indistinguishable from the one next to it. GREAT JOB MOM!!

3. You lied. You have no children and it's just a sick, sick joke. You sick fuck.

Anyway, I am leaning towards the latter. Goddamn SUV moms, and most of them suck at driving too.


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