Let's Define the word "Suck"

The other day a teacher told me not to use the word "suck" on the basis that it was crude and no one knows what you mean when you say it. So here is my standard badass dictionary of slang definition of suck:

Suck (verb)

1. Being so devoid of anything cool that it creates a vacuum of uncoolnesss.
The Chicago Bears suck hardcore, can you believe that my awesome 49ers beat the shit out of them so badly?
2. Pop Music
Anyone who has people write music for them and then give them no credit is a NO TALENT ASS SPELUNKER OF THE THIRD DEGREE.

Be back tomorrow with a more substantial update.

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