NASA To "Beat Shuttle With a Hammer"

NASA announced the delay of the space shuttle Discovery today. It would have been the first launch since the doomed shuttle Columbia.

However, NASA hopes to "shoot that sumbitch up" on Sunday according to Deputy Shuttle Manager Wayne Hale. Clutching his toolbelt Hane said that NASA's plan of attack was to "go in and wiggle some of the wires and find a loose connection." He continued, "The next step in protocol is to beat the engine with a hammer- but we hope it won't come to that."

If that still didn't work Hale said engineers might just have "grab a beer, fire up the grill and figure this shit out." He later added they may "pop the hood and check the oil."

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