Reasons To Invade Iraq

Everyone has such a hard time figuring out why we went to Iraq. Isn't it obvious?

AIRPORT SECURITY.

I am willing to be that one day George Bush was getting on Air Force One and some stupid ass Security Official (mistaking him for a Palestinian terrorist- an easy mistake to make) told him that:
A. His bags needed to be searched.
B. To take off his shoes
C. To remove all change and keys
D. To walk through the Metal Detector slowly.
E. Again.
F. Sir, do you have a belt on? Sir, please pick up your belongings and walk this way for a personal search.
G. Sir, have your belongings been with you at all times?
H. Sir, take off your socks. Sir, put your socks back on.
I. Thank you sir, have a nice day.
J. Come back here sir.
K. Just kidding, you're late for your flight.

At this point, if I were President, I'd be ready to start a war too. "Fuck this shit, if one more person says, 'Did you pack all of your belongings?' I'M INVADING A MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRY." And dammit, George W. is many things, but he is man of his word.

Thanks to the Transportation and Security Administration- we're in Iraq.


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