Kerry Challenges Iraqi Record

WASHINGTON - At a rally today, Senator John Kerry challenged President Bush's vision of Iraq saying it was "fuzzy" and "confusing." Citing his stellar record of attending 24% of all Senate Intelligence meetings and not attending one single Intelligence meeting after the first World Trade Center attack Kerry said, "Someone in the know, like me, could tell you that Iraq really is no threat." When challenged on his record Kerry responded, "How many Senate Intelligence meetings has President Bush attended? I'll tell you - NONE."

Meanwhile as Interim Iraqi President Allawi thanked the United States for all of it's help in liberating the country, President Kerry took the opportunity to explain how Allawi was wrong. "This is the wrong Allawi, for the wrong Iraq, at the wrong time." Continuing Kerry said, "While Allawi may live and work in Iraq, since he supports President Bush he is clearly ignorant to the intelligence that I am privy to and really has no grasp of what is going on in Iraq."


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