Actors that need to be put down, for their own good

There comes a time in every actors life, when they must ask themself- Do I suck major, major ass? If I do, why am I still acting in shitty movies that no one watches? Well, since Hollywood people walk around with at least 4 people up their ass telling them they are still cool and "hip" I will do them the favor of telling them that they do indeed, blow.

Steven Seagal- Who actually believes this bloated asshole is an action star anymore? I could shoot this guy from about a 100 miles away and still have a decent shot of hitting his fat ass. PLUS, he still talks all softly as if its real intimidating to see an eighty year old fat guy walking slowly towards you- so you are in the theater thinking "Wow, I can't here a word he is saying, oh wait, that makes the movie that much better."

All of the Baldwins- First off, the only person who has talent that is remotely recognizable is Alec Baldwin. So there other two whose names are not important enough for me to remember can fuck off and move to Canada or wherever the hell they said they were going after Bush won the election. (this goes for Barbara Streisand and any other arrogant dickheads who made promises to get the hell out and then didn't follow through) As for Alec, your brothers suck so much ass (see Slapshot 2, a movie completely ruined by a Baldwin brother, which basically destroyed the Slapshot franchise) that you must leave on account of having such shitty genes. Sorry.

Meryl Streep- no explanation necessary.

There are tons more, but writing this is making me sick.

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