The Solution to Everything

Make me Supreme Ruler of the World.

Thats it. You name a problem- I can fix it.

See a shitty movie? I will shoot the director.
Your English teacher shaft you this semester? I send him to Iraq.
Taxes? No more. (How do I get money you ask?- I shoot you.)
Girlfriend break up with you? I steal her and buy you a slurpee. Mmm.. on second thought free slurpees for everyone.
And free Taco Bell too.

You get the drift. So the next time you vote. Vote for United States of Badass by electing me Supreme Ruler.