Two last things

Yeah, before I go to bed and probably never update this thing again I have to issue a warning: CHARLIE'S ANGELS 2 IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE (except for Battlefield Earth which is only watchable while on strong hallucinogens). And for....

The Top Ten Reasons NOT to see this movie:

1. Nothing remotely resembling a plot
2. They resurrected a creepy assasin dude, (who was killed in the first movie) who appears only twice in the whole friggin movie, steals some girl's hair and then gets killed again with NO FUCKING EXPLANATION. Shoot me.
3. Worst lines ever: Angel- "You know what I have that you don't?" Bad Chick- "What?" Here I was thinking there is no way it can be as shitty a line like "love" or "hope." I was wrong. Angel- "I have friends." I was nearly puking.
4. The directors name is McG. Get some fucking friends you tool. And get a real name. AND STOP STEALING FROM THE MATRIX YOU UNTALENTED SHIT.
5. Still reeling from the stupid McG thing.
6. Replacing Bill Murray with Bernie Mac. Why did he not return? Because he read the script and thankfully said "this script blows."
7. Shitty special effects. When McShittyDirector wasn't stealing from The Matrix he hired some kid in a basement to pull off his terrible special effects. You only had 100 million dollars you dooshbag.
8. The cameo by Bruce Willis- completely pointless. He shows up in a plane and using the logic of dumbass an assasin kills 40 marines in 30 seconds- silently. And then Bruce gets shot. I wonder how much that cost. 15 million? Way to go Bruce, at least your role wasn't as bad as your ex-wifes....
9. Demi Moore's terrible, terrible I am fifty but still hot role. No your not. Your like a melted barbie doll or something. Go away.
10. Any line said by any angel at any time. I could have written lines while pissing in the snow better than this.

Anyway, I am not all that pissed off. For the first time in my life I demanded a refund. Got my 6.50 back from a mean customer service asshole. Suffice to say this movie blows.

The second thing I was gonna talk about was the record companies getting ready to sue my ass. But I am tired as shit so you get the condensed version-

RIAA Board Meeting

Bill: Well, since we can't beat the technology, why don't we embrace the technology and create an affordable, reliable alternative to Napster and Kazaa and stop charging 15 dollars for CD's that cost us 3 dollars to make?

Everyone Else: Get the fuck out Bill.

Everyone Else: Instead lets sue our consumer base and send their asses to court so that we can appear to be suits with sticks up our asses. Instead of finding a solution we can just sue, sue and sue until everyone hates us and never buys CDs again. Hurray for us!

Bill: I hate my life.