tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55221152011-12-06T11:26:20.439-07:00Disagree With Me? Chances Are: You're Wrong or You're Ignorant. Cheers!greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.comBlogger1611100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-21498641035862248822006-11-21T15:26:00.000-07:002006-11-21T15:32:50.267-07:00

Just when I thought I couldn't hear one more stupid feminist complaint about men (stupid of me to think women couldn't find things to complain about) I happen to stumble upon Donna Sheehan's website. And just how did I get to this website? Well Ms. Sheehan has decided to protest war by... get ready for it.... encouraging people to have a "global orgasm." Oh yeah, that'll get people motivated,

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Having recently attended a Los Angeles Kings and Los Angeles Dodger games in the past year, subjecting myself to the lowest common denominator among sports fans, I have a few suggestions in particular to Los Angeles Kings (the Dodgers are beyond repair).1. Educate your fans. It is NOT okay that over one half of the people around me don't know what "offsides" is. As tough of a concept as this is (

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Playing the part of Adam is SAMUEL L. JACKSON. The other parts don't matter.Adam, walking in the garden, spies Eve assembling tree leaves to cover her breasts.ADAMBitch, what the hell are you doing?Eve, startled, drops the leaves.EVEOh, nothing. Maybe getting dinner ready.ADAMGoddamn right getting dinner ready. I'm hungry.Eve cautiously looks around and walks off screen. Adam rests against a tree

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I'm sick and tired of people making excuses for Dave Chapelle. The guys signs a contract for 50 million dollars, trips shit and flies to Africa and then has the nerve to blame it on the "white man?"Bullshit. That's called "not cutting it." With a talent like Dave Chapelle everyone knows who's calling the shots: DAVE CHAPELLE. If he wasn't happy with the sketches he was making, he should've owned

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Reflecting on Disney's time honored tradition of instilling morals into children through animation, I realized that Disney, was in fact responsible for screwing with my ethical barometer. For instance:AlladinFor a hot girl it is okay to do the following: Lie, cheat, steal and listen to your monkey. Also, reckless driving of carpets to impress said girl is encouraged. False personas also equal

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My friend Matt read what I wrote on my other site about my time in Mexico. I was going to write something more here, but he did an admirable job on a topic I find particularly humorous. Enjoy.Above: Good dates.“Three Rules to Being a Good Formal Date”At the end of each year, the school is abuzz with excitement for the ultimate party: Fraternity Formals. Girls loved to be asked, and guys must

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Upon hearing that yet another Middle Eastern country was refusing international security guidelines, President Bush ordered the bombing of "all those assholes" in the Middle East. Further comments were unavailable, although numerous White House staff members suggested that the President may have "been kidding." However, others in the CIA suggest that perhaps bombing the entire Middle East may

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Via Tucker Max, I found a list of 25 Things that Girls Should Know About a Guy... written by a girl. That alone had bullshit-o-meter on high alert. The introductory paragraph was filled with stunning insights like, " When it comes to guys, you can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer." Okay, then allow me to narrow girls down to three things:

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1130889084272321272005-11-01T16:48:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:12.013-07:00

I don't think it's fair to limit George Bush's hatred in the way that Kanye West has. I think George Bush hates lots of things. For instance he hates midgets. But did Kanye mention that? No. And that's not fair and it's not American.Here's a list of things that George Bush hates, that Mr. West somehow neglected to mention.1. Asian Food- George Bush cooks on a BBQ, like real men.2. Fat people-

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1127955559446517412005-09-28T17:36:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:11.905-07:00

Recently it has come to my attention that a lot of people don't understand how awesome Jesuits are. They've been kicking ass since their founder St. Ignatius was out boozing and killing people in the army. Since I have a ton of experience with Jesuits (basically all my life) I'm going to post 15 little known facts about the order. 1. Jesuits have been known to breathe fire on heathens. They

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1126128124261611082005-09-07T14:10:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:11.819-07:00

In an effort to avoid conflict with noted Seven-Time Tour De France champion Lance Armstrong, Prime Minister Jacque Chirac has announced the complete surrender of France to Mr. Armstrong. The surrender comes in response to quotes from Armstrong that he intended to "piss the French off" by returning for another Tour de France next summer.In a press conference today Chirac said, "France has a rich

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Has anyone stopped recently and asked themself "Why does today's music SUCK?"The other day flipping the radio, encountering at least 7 seperate Green Day songs as I went from classic rock to hip-hop, I realized just how much MTV has ruined music. But I thought- could MTV have singlehandedly done this? Could they truly be responsible for not only Backstreet Boys but turning the Beastie Boys into a

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1122716153868208872005-07-30T02:20:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:11.652-07:00

If you like MySpace, chances are, you're boring. And stupid.Perusing someone's myspace page is sort of like walking into a bedroom with a bunch of incoherent morons screaming "LOOK AT ME, LOL!!" over and over.MySpace has gone to all the trouble of uniting everything I hate about the internet into one convenient page to piss me off.A. The Blog - I've covered this area numerous times. The only blog

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NASA announced the delay of the space shuttle Discovery today. It would have been the first launch since the doomed shuttle Columbia.However, NASA hopes to "shoot that sumbitch up" on Sunday according to Deputy Shuttle Manager Wayne Hale. Clutching his toolbelt Hane said that NASA's plan of attack was to "go in and wiggle some of the wires and find a loose connection." He continued, "The next

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This past 4th of July as I sat sipping beer, watching fireworks and kicking rocks at hippies I came to realize that Lance Armstrong may in fact be the perfect American.When Lance was diagnosed with testicular cancer did that stop him from continuing American dominance over cycling? NO. He ate up riders like Ted Kennedy in a candy shop.When accusations that Lance was using steroids surfaced in the

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Call me crazy, but when a douchebag hack science fiction writer starts a religion, the first words of my mouth are BULLSHIT.Welcome to Scientology, the only religion based on NOTHING, that costs upwards of 300,000 dollars to join. I'm not going to waste my fingers sitting here and debunking this crock of shit. (A casual glance at any number of websites can explain to you the depths of

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In a stunning political disaster Moveon.org accidentally targeted Ted Kennedy by encouraging Democratic supporters to "tell that fat asshole to crawl back into the rich, plush life he came from."Motivated Dems responded with a flood of email to Kennedy, which was supposed to have been sent to possible Republican 2008 Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich. This mass letter writing was supposed to

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Howard Dean made some surprising comments the other day. "I would make the argument that America is safer when Democrats are in the White House, than when Republicans are in the White House," Dean said in a speech to Democratic supporters. When asked what significant gains were made against Al Qaeda during the Clinton years Dean pointed out that, "President Clinton, a real fighter of the War on

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I was dissapointed in the selection of Pope Benedict The Roman Numeral not because of his conservative stance on issues, but because of his lack of bling. I think it's reasonable to expect the guy with the non-stop flight to heaven to wear some proud bling. I expect a big cross, maybe some weird symbols, some gold for sure, a huge cross. Something along those lines.Notice the severe lack of

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I had a revelation the other day as I was sitting around in my boxers contemplating life. (I have many revelations walking around my house in boxers.Jjust before this revelation God told me that if you answer the door in boxers, your mother's friends get offended). Anyway, this particular revelation was brought on by a certain moronic girl who tried to ruin my St. Patrick's Day, needless to say

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It's February, but I think it's pretty safe to give out the most prestigious award that this site sponsors: The Total and Absolute Douchebag of the Year Award. This years winner has totally re-defined the idea of douchebag. In one year he has defiled the greatest sport in America, lied, and generally destroyed the heritage of hockey. If you're thinking of NHLPA Executive Director, Bob Goodenow-

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I made the obvious mistake of thinking America Online could do something right. I hate AOL. Singlehandedly AOL has ruined my computer. I update my Instant Messenger program and ever since then my computer has done the following: randomly turned off, made noises that make it sound posessed which scares me, and frozen roughly once an hour. And what did AOL add to this wonderful update?Great,

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(For those confused by what Midieval Times is think back to that crappy Jim Carrey movie "Cable Guy," it's EXACTLY like it is in the movie) Midieval Times was either the greatest 3 hours of my life or the weirdest. I can't decide. When the waiter calls you "M'Lord" and you are wearing a green crown made out of paper things start to get a bit weird. On the other hand, this one knight had a huge

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1106113955120597742005-01-18T22:28:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:10.605-07:00

Barbara Boxer Is Jewish. VS. Condoleeza Rice Childhood friend killed by white supremicists at age 8. Barbara Boxer A bachelor's degree earned at Brooklyn College. VS. Condoleeza Rice At 19, Rice earned her bachelor's degree in political science, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa, from the University of Denver in 1974. In 1975, she obtained her master's degree from the University of Notre Dame.

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1105668382222725952005-01-13T19:05:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:10.524-07:00

Bring it on RIAA. Pansies. This is why I own a gun. Copyright infringement my ass. My little friend and I beg to differ... Can you step? Email me. hckyfn15@aol.com

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Does anyone really believe the people in the TiVo infomercials? The seemingly endless line of morons who each claim that TiVo has dramatically altered their being. If these people aren't paid actors, then dear God, America is heading for the shitter. If being able to watch all six episodes of Newlyweds a week makes your life complete, I encourage you to jump off the nearest building. Remember to

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Since the rest of liberal America has yet to jump on this bandwagon, let me get it out in the open: BUSH CAUSED THE TSUNAMIS. If we had all listened to the movie Day After Tomorrow, which CLEARLY depicted huge goddamn waves destroying cities and had a President that looked a lot like Bush doing nothing, maybe, maybe this could have been avoided. When will everyday Americans learn that Hollywood

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Today I have ended my hunger strike. And by hunger strike I mean eating whenever I feel like it and not buying a cell phone. Today my parents bought me a cell phone. I made it through 4 years of high school and one semester of college minus an annoying piece of metal that encourages people to do things like talk obnoxiously loud while in a confined space, like a plane for instance. I have

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In case you have been living a goddamn media free hole for the last 6 months (I envy you), let me be the first to tell you the most important news since the story broke that President Bush had choked on a pretzel: SCOTT PETERSON IS GUILTY!! Oh boy oh boy. Damn. Wooeee. I don't know if the press can completely overcover and blow out of proportion another murder trial. I mean, the 24/7 coverage on

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Henry is my roommate's friend. I hate Henry a LOT. Henry ruins my life on a very miniscule level, which is why I can't be super pissed, but just really pissed. The other day I had just prepared a wonderful meal, was relaxing on the couch, and was preparing to watch a brand new episode of South Park. Everything was perfect, I was in a perfect state of relaxation, nothing could ruin my day...

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Anyone who thinks that Alexander is doing jack shit at the Box Office for any other reason that it is horribly plotted, boring, and poorly constructed is a dumbass. How typical of Europeans to accuse the peon American people of being "insensitive" to a movie about an ancient conqueror because we all hate gay people. Right. So if a movie is about a Irish college student and we don't see it, THE

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I am now three months into my collegiate career and while I have done severely, severely, stupid things I have not yet managed to do anything utterly ridiculous. So, in order to remedy this deficiency I am taking up the time honored tradition of every college guy- the Road Trip. My goal is to get from my campus in L.A. to the campus of the University of Arizona sometime Friday evening. Barring

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Attention girls, I have another addition to the list of 1 billion reasons to date me. As if I wasn't immediately attractive enough, I give you reason 1 billion and one to date me. Tonight I came into possession (i.e. found) a beautiful necklace with the letter M as the centerpiece. So, ladies, if your name starts with M, or if you want to lie to me and tell me your name starts with M, in addition

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Probably my last post about Michael Moore for a while (although rubbing it in is quite amazing). However, today I saw something that just pissed me off. Mikey posted a map of the U.S. implying that every single person who voted for George Bush was stuck in "Jesusland." Everyone else was in "The United States of Canada." Besides being retarded in logic (Moore himself claims to be a Catholic), I

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With each passing moment, Michael Moore's relevance is slipping away. Capture this classic moment in time by bidding on Michael Moore's relevance on Ebay. Once the champion of the underdog, now the champion of the overweight, Moore has proved once again that the American people have zero tolerance for socialist bullshit. Help America remember Moore for what he truly was- a self important,

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Note: This mostly applies to Floridians. If you guys fuck up again, you're out. Seriously, I say we give you away to Cuba. So pay attention. Electronic Voting This is so dumbass proof I'm surprised we let it into our voting system. I think you should have to earn it when you vote. There should be a maze you have to successfully navigate before you can vote, filled with man eating rabbits and

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I don't think that Halloween can be truly appreciated until you go to college. Halloween is basically an excuse for everyone on campus to get hammered and for the girls to compete with eachother in the "Least Clothing" contest. Last night I managed to get lost on my own campus, go to a Frat Dance party thing, listen to some girl explain why I should go to her room after the dance (I didn't, but

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If Sean Penn was a smart man he probably would not have gotten pissed off about his portrayal in Team America: World Police (probably the best movie ever made- "America, FUCK YEAH"). If Sean Penn was intelligent he would have realized that Trey Parker and Matt Stone were making fun of him for being a loud mouthed, attention seeking Hollywood liberal who spouted off opinions that no one wanted to

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Everyone has such a hard time figuring out why we went to Iraq. Isn't it obvious? AIRPORT SECURITY. I am willing to be that one day George Bush was getting on Air Force One and some stupid ass Security Official (mistaking him for a Palestinian terrorist- an easy mistake to make) told him that: A. His bags needed to be searched. B. To take off his shoes C. To remove all change and keys D. To

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The Vote or Die campaign is probably the worst idea ever. MTV pretends to be patriotic as they spoon feed you biased election coverage, presented by Dr. Pepper, endorsed by Xzibit, sponsored by Tony Hawk 3, and Sum 41's new CD out in stores this week. MTV can blow me. MTV covering politics is like having Hillary Clinton lead a marriage conference. It doesn't make any sense. Sean Combs should be

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People often ask me, "Greg, besides being so popular and good looking, how do you view the current foreign policy of the Bush administration?" And being libertarian I say, "He's wrong, Kerry's wrong, and you're an idiot for believing either of them. However, apparently this is offensive, so here is my non-offensive guide to foreign policy. First we have the Republicans (i.e. Bush) and their view

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If you happen to be spending thousands of dollars in college, and quite frankly most college students are, I would like to make an announcement: ITS NOT COOL TO BE A FUCKIN IDIOT. Nope, I'm afraid your "Isn't it funny I'm slower than George Bush in a debate?" routine has officially worn out its welcome. This is almost as bad as the guys who have long hair, dress like Tony Hawk, and sit in the

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1097128907124029792004-10-06T22:48:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:08.809-07:00

I can't think of good reasons to turn on the TV anymore. I keep up with news on the internet and really can't think of a good reason to encourage Dan Rather to screw up anymore. I don't like sitcoms because canned laughter always has been and always will be stupid and jeuvenille. I don't like reality TV because it's unrealistic and stupid. If you want some reality pick your fat ass off the couch

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1096498217461560522004-09-29T15:49:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:08.720-07:00

It's back and better than ever. My twisted sense of humor - 24/7. Can you step? Email me. hckyfn15@aol.com

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1096342626935160652004-09-27T20:20:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:57:08.573-07:00

First off, since I'm at LMU, where there are literally billions, and I mean billions of well dressed people obsessing over their new Gucci crap, maybe I'm the odd man out here. However, in my 4 weeks here I have a developed a pretty fool proof way to find fake people at this school: I quickly gauge how much their wardrobe is worth. In between 20 and 40 dollars: Probably cool people. Chances are

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WASHINGTON - At a rally today, Senator John Kerry challenged President Bush's vision of Iraq saying it was "fuzzy" and "confusing." Citing his stellar record of attending 24% of all Senate Intelligence meetings and not attending one single Intelligence meeting after the first World Trade Center attack Kerry said, "Someone in the know, like me, could tell you that Iraq really is no threat." When

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WASHINGTON D.C. - John Kerry's campaign has announced that they have discovered John Kerry's official on positions ranging from Iraq to the economy. Official Susan Randall announced, "We have basically been winging it on our official positions thus far in the campaign, but with these newly discovered positions we may end up standing for something after all." Randall commented that the records

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To both the idiots who are running the NHL and the snobby players who are preventing the NHL season from starting: QUIT BITCHING AND GET ON THE ICE. From one hockey player to another - you are getting paid millions to play the best sport on earth. SHUT UP. To the owners: this season presents a unique opportunity for the NHL. HDTV is becoming more and more mainstream, and lucky for you- the NHL

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With Microsoft Word XP 2004, not only can you make quality documents- you can make them in 1974!! With our patented Dan Rather Time Travel Technology not only can Microsoft take you places normal word processors won't - we can take you to places in the past! Can you step? Email me. hckyfn15@aol.com

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The beach is amazing. I love the beach. I go twice a week for about 3 hours each time and I still can't get it out of my head that I'm in college and not on an extended vacation. Anytime I want to go the beach my main concern is: Which one? Manhattan, Venice, Hermosa, Dottweiler. It's tough to choose between them. That's it for now, I'm in too good of a mood to talk about anything else. I

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The architects of this wickedness will find no safe harbor in this world. We will chase our enemies to the furthest corners of this Earth. It must be war without quarter, pursuit without rest, victory without qualification. --Rep. Tom Delay Can you step? Email me. hckyfn15@aol.com

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Let's be quite frank here. Winning the "War on Terror" (which by the way isn't the two smartest word associations in the world here war=terror etc. etc.) is probably not feasible. It's a catchphrase, it's stupid and I hate when I see stupid Fox News graphics saying things like "ALERT UPDATE - WAR ON TERROR 2004 - BROUGHT TO YOU BY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL." I think the President made the misstep of

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Let's not forget that while we debate between the two next rich white guys to run our country, that the price of freedom is being paid by innocents throughout the world. Al Qaeda militants have killed over 200 men, women and children in Russia. I can't help but think that this is where appeasement will take us to. Nice work Spain. Good luck to Russia in bringing the bastards to justice.

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Chris Matthews is annoying and his voice makes me sick. He thinks he is so smart sitting in his in his stupid chair cutting off his guests and yelling until they shut up. I think he is threatened by Bill O'Reilly who while also annoying at least doesn't put up with political rhetorical crap. Matthews is stupid, no one likes him and I hope his show gets canceled and he ends up on late night

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I think the problem with the world is that too many people have too many thoughts. And these thoughts could be potentially scary. It would be a lot safer if everyone just listened to one line of thinking, or I guess in a best case scenario didn't really do much thinking at all. Perhaps if we all came together and held hands and prayed for a while the world's problems would just vanish. Yes,

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The original version of this post read like an apology. After ruminating over it for a while, I have decided that not only am I not sorry for what some schmuck does in his spare time and somehow gets construed as being associated with me, I really don't care anymore. You can find a wealth of stupid people on the web and if you think I am one of them the X box is in the upper right hand corner of

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I love the fact that hardcore liberals are pushing Kerry so vehemently as the next coming of Christ. This guy may be the most confused person since Dennis Kucinich. I don't think he could delineate or discuss any real political issue... ever. You want to talk about Bush having trouble speaking, how about, "I actually did vote for the 87 billion before I voted against it. Are you fucking kiding

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I am so tired of all this pretend political bullshit. If I hear one more politician's promise to care for "all of my needs and wants" I am going to probably do nothing. But dammit it pisses me off. For once can't a politican come on the air and say something like This is Greg Dunaway and of course I fucking approve this message. A picture of hippies protesting some stupid cause like the plight

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I don't know how studio executives function, it is my personal belief that they all had a collective lobotomy. I saw Aliens Vs. Predator with my father (who was mildly excited because as he put it "how could they screw this up?") Enter Paul W.S. Anderson. What bothers me about Mr. Anderson is that I actually enjoyed Mortal Kombat, I didn't think Soldier was that bad of a movie and I have heard

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I think with all the hubbabaloo (neat word) about torture and the U.S. that everyone just needs to take a step back and realize, that I, Greg Dunaway, have found a MUCH, MUCH worse torture than putting a hood on some Iraqi's head. Two Words: Country Karaoke Last week I found myself in possibly the worst situation of my life: I was eating bad BBQed chicken, and was being forced to listen to

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I am currently looking for monkeys to start flying out of my butt, because goddammit I heard a politician with a good idea: GET RID OF THE IRS!!!! WOOOOOEEEEEEEE Hot damn, that's someone who is going to get re-elected. How come no one thought of this before? There are two things Americans hate more than anything else: Barbara Streisand and taxes. Any politician getting rid of one of them would

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Flipping the channels the other day, I saw MTV pretending to know politics. (Other things they pretend to know include: fashion and music). Some stupid old white guy was encouraging people to vote. MTV contains some of the stupidest, most moronic programming in the world, I would venture to guess that at least 15% of America's bad taste comes from MTV alone. So personally I prefer that the people

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“The bureaucracy relished their own inflated titles while they paralyzed the empire with antiquated and time-consuming procedures that resulted in masses of paperwork. People were promoted based on seniority rather than competence, and the enormous complexity of the system led to rampant corruption. Government officials expected bribes for the smallest transaction.   “Both Diocletian and

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I happen, much to the chagrin of liberals everywhere, that the United States is a decent country. I think that Americans as a whole, are kind, generous and generally good natured people who take pride in their independence and freedom. (However, I think that this trend is changing and one of my next "serious" postings will treat the destruction of the U.S. from within) And while the world

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"I'm sorry I sprayed MACE into your eyes Meaghan. I didn't mean to." If you happen to be a Scottsdale girl, and you happen to carry MACE in your purse, I suggest you hide it in a better place than your purse, because God knows some guy is going to get curious, pull it out and attempt to spray it in your general direction. How do I know this? Stephen Shanley. Stephen, in his wisdom, while

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There was a time (License to Ill mainly) when the Beastie Boys were badass. Songs like No Sleep Till Brooklyn, Fight For Your Right To Party, Girls, Brass Monkey, actually every song was pretty damn good. What made this rap debut different (besides the fact they were all white boys)was the party attitude these guys had. It was balls out riffs, lyrics and songs. Fast forward 20 years. The

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Do you have what it takes to be a "Party of One?" Will you join me in my neverending party? Will you come home after 48 hours of partying and still go to work? Will you go to parties well aware that there is a good chance you could end up naked in a pool? Will you be "that guy" who passes out in a plant? Will you incessantly try and meet cool girls, knowing that the next morning neither of

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I think Michael Moore is a clever liar. Anyone who reads this website knows that. However, he can go and make his crafty movies as long as he likes, and as long as their are assholes like the Weinstein brothers (and these guys are ASSHOLES) to fund his propaganda ridden fictional movies, I encourage him to. I didn't see Bowling For Columbine basically because I disagreed with his premise - that

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1. You support the War In Iraq. So does John Kerry. 2. You support Big Oil. John Kerry has 3 SUVs, a private plane and a yacht or two. 3. You don't support Gay Marriage. Neither does John Kerry. 4. You didn't like Operation Desert Storm. Neither did John Kerry. 5. You support slashing the CIA's budget. So does John Kerry. 6. You don't support the Kyoto Treaty. Neither does John Kerry.

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2 weeks have gone by and Christ it's good to be back in the US of A. However, I learned a lot in Europe- like if you were to go to a coffee shop in Amsterdam they wouldn't sell you coffee. They would politely hand you a menu that listed the various type of marijuana products they offer. Or in France it's not polite to look people in the eye as you walk down the street - they think you are

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Sounds like a bad teen comedy, but it's not. I am the fuck outta the country on Thursday, with the goal of visiting Amsterdam, Paris, and London. We have an elaborate itinerary that reads something like: 1. Don't die. 2. Go to Amsterdam. 3. Don't die. 4. Go to Paris. 5. Don't die. etc. etc. That doesn't even include the trip getting back to the U.S. (and it's assuming a lot that we don't

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Al Gore Gives The Day After Tomorrow "Two Thumbs Up" Taking time out of his schedule as the infamous loser of the 2000 Presidential election, Al Gore has settled into his new job as movie reviewer. At a recent speech railing President Bush, Gore used the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" to critique the President's environmental policy. At the event he said, "Had I been elected, I would have banned

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I hate radical liberal women (to be fair liberal men are idiots too, but to a lesser extent because they don't go around hugging trees and bitching about how men are ruining their lives.) I don't want to be a party pooper, but guess what women? The feminist movement checked out, hold on let me check my calendar, ABOUT TEN YEARS AGO. The more you keep bitching and putting stupid ass bumper

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It seems as if America has become quite the bastard in the last few days. It seems as if numerous images depicting soldiers treating Iraqis poorly have sufaced. In fact, the images are quite disturbing, as I have stated before, the assholes who soiled the military's and America's name, should be court martialed. However, a few other pictures and videos have also appeared. Although this time the

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I have decided that golfing is not a sport- my criteria being that if being drunk can make you a better player at said sport, than it's probably more of a hobby. Bowling is another example of this. However, my discovery was not an intentional scientific experiment. I was golfing with my dad and 2 of his friends and we were about 5 holes in. Then one of my dad's friends turned to me and the

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Time flies, but one thing remains the same: Ted Kennedy and Michael Moore are fat lying bastards. I, being one of two people in the world who occasionally flips past CSPAN, caught a lot of the Iraqi Prisoner saga. It was basically one huge attempt by stupid liberal Senators to appear morally conscious. After having the facts beaten through their heads, that the military had launched about 3

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I refuse to believe that half of the people who have asked me where I am going to college truly give a shit. And honestly, unless you are going to one of the two colleges I have committed to (don't ask, and no I don't know if that's illegal), don't bother scribbling it all over your profile, spouting it off to random people ("Do you think it will be cold at Harvard?") assuming people are just

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It's been a while since I have seen a really good movie, and I'm starting to get pissed off because movie tickets are goddamn expensive. Let's review. The Punisher - Weak. Travolta is terrible, the neighbor characters are stupid, fat and ditzy (respectively), and the movie feels like it was made over 3 years with enough stupid footage about characters who are gay, wives who are or are not

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About a week and a half ago, my friend Sparling took me to an NBA game. I hadn't been to one in about four years- and now I know why. The NBA is possibly the most expensive exercise is dullness that man has created. The players don't give a shit, the fans don't give a shit (they sit there in silence for 3/4 of the game, applauding mindlessly), and goddammit even the Suns gorilla didn't give a

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There is really no point to watching SNL anymore. I propose they shut it down and just show movies (preferably movies with explosions or hot girls). There is NO ONE funny, NO ONE with a shred of talent on that god forsaken show. The bits are old and stupid (the college dorm smoking pot joke was funny maybe the FIRST time that Jimmy Fallon and Horation Sanz did it- MAYBE). The studio audience (

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For 1st Class IMBECILE!! Hurray for my joke. Anyway, since it seems like every day the media lets us know exactly where John Kerry is, what color his suit is, what baby he kissed, how many times he blinked in a given minute, I have decided its about time to endorse SOMEONE ELSE. (If there was a bumper sticker that said "Anyone But Kerry" I would be SO THERE.) So... without further ado I am

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The Girl Next Door is an amazing movie. Absolutely amazing. It is like a guy's dream. Hot girl moves in next door, girl likes boy and makes him ditch school and do awesome shit. Unbelievable. And by unbelievable I mean AWESOME. I would like to take this opportunity to cordially invite Elisha Cuthbert to move in next door or move in to my house or take over my bedroom too. Whatever works.

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I went to the Phoenix Film Festival over the weekend, and while I saw one of the worst movies of my life there (its so shitty that I won't mention it here to prevent you assholes from seeing it out of curiousity), I also saw one of the best- Saved! Saved! not only bitch slaps the life teen movement in one awesome backhand to the face, it also makes me respect Mandy Moore a tiny bit, and Macauley

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I have decided, that if I were to have a shrine to any one band for being the penultimate of coolness, it would be AC/DC. AC/DC is honestly the greatest band ever known to man kind. Let's review some of the song titles: Highway to Hell - AWESOME She Shook Me All Night Long - AWESOME Back In Black - Don't know what it means but SOUNDS AWESOME Hells Bells - AWESOME Thunderstruck - AWESOME

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When will the hippies understand that gun control is a stupid, stupid idea. Anyone who has seen any horror movies knows that guns are necessary, very necessary to ensure survival. I am of course inspired by the movie "Dawn of The Dead" which was awesome. In that movie there weren't any politicians screaming "Don't shoot the zombies, just hit them with your fists, because fists are safer." No

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I have decided that people, as a general rule, are more stupid than I originally imagined. Now see, I have driving on the road for a little over a year now, and I have become aware of the concept MOST people have about the right and left lanes. Allow me to sum it up for you. RIGHT- SLOW LEFT- FAST Now God forbid I just confused someone by putting the left lane on the right, but I

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In my wisdom, I have decided that the best course of action to fix the file sharing problem is to simply destroy the record industry. Yep. That's it. Blow the corporate assholes to hell, and let them work FOR the artists, not the other way around. With the advent of modern computing, artists don't need recording equipment- they can hook it up to their IMacs and record away. Fuck the record

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I hate the Red Wings. They are the Yankees of hockey, and their fans are more obnoxious than Yankee fans (it may seem unbelievable but its true). A quick thought to Red Wings fans- if don't you live in Detroit, than NO ONE GIVES A SHIT that you are a Red wings fan. And when you show up at Coyotes games and think you are all cool because you have a Red Wings jersey on guess what... You look like a

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As the world reels from another terrorist attack, the hippies are out again in full force saying the predictable "it's the U.S.'s fault." Protestors gathered in Madrid saying because the U.S. went into Iraq (which Spain supported), they were getting bombed. Oh, well you're right, because our objective isn't to stop terrorism or anything. I may not think that Bush is the greatest president in the

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Right now I am at Mark's, whose car is actually less productive than mine because of its lack of wheels. He woke up one morning and looked out the window and remarked "Oh my car is on crates... weird." Anyway, I am now scared to get in my car because I bought oil for it, and when I took off the cap to pour it in- steam came out. Mark in his esteemed wisdom said "um... probably not good." The

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Now, I actually wanted to like John Kerry- he used to play hockey. But that's just about as much credit as I am going to give him. This is a man who may be in the early stages of Gollum-like schizophrenic (I voted for the war, BUT WE HATES WAR PRECIOUSSS...) Let's just examine a few of the "flip-flops" of Kerry. God, this is a recurring theme among Democrats- anyway... Like I mentioned he

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I am perhaps the only person who walked out of seeing Mel Gibson's The Passion and said "Eh, that was alright." Honestly, I may be the only person who has the balls to say that The Passion ISN'T THAT GREAT. Allow me to break it down for you. Gibson gets 1 star for going balls out and telling Hollywood "BITE ME" Gibson loses 1 star for being sadistic with his violence (And don't tell me the

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What really sucks about Phoenix is how much it is starting to turn into L.A. (motto: Come See Our Freeways!!) The other night I was out in Chandler (a suburb of Phoenix) hanging out with some friends but then I decided to go because they put on the Lion King and since as a child I had been beaten over the head with this movie I decided I had better things to do... like clip my toenails or

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In the ongoing battle of the RIAA vs. everyone and their mother- everyone scored a point today when a woman sued the RIAA for Racketeering. HELL YES!!! It's about time we told them to shove their Gestapo crap up their assholes. Honestly, if I were a lawyer I would get up in court and begin my opening statement with- "Your honor, I think I speak for the world when I say to the record industry:

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In my continuing quest to point out shitty marketing schemes I think I have come upon the most terrible idea yet- INSULT THE CUSTOMERS!! Yes, that's it- because if they aren't buying our products in their normal moods, then lets make them hate us. Here's the context of what I am talking about- McDonald's Tool: I don't think you are man enough to eat our new hamburgers. So, next time you stop

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There is no question in my mind that hell does not exist. This is mainly because I am quite sure that hell is instead a very REAL place on earth. I am going to be as delicate as I can with this- but as anyone who reads this regularly (in addition to being badass), knows that I am not the delicate type. Ahem. So to preface this- I am happy for anyone who has a life changing experience, finds Jesus

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If you haven't had a chance to look at the Coyote's new arena- you should. It's so much better than America West Arena that it is like comparing Anna Kournikova to Anna Nicole Smith. (I apologize to Anna Kournikova for using her in a metaphor that included that dumb whale). ANYWAY, as part of this whole "New Coyotes" advertising scheme the Coyotes have implemented something new- SOMETHING SO

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I want to know why people have to have shitty ass Christian programming as part of a cable package? WHO WATCHES THESE GOD AWFUL (excuse the pun) programs where old people cry and praise Jeebus and then ask me to send their fatasses a check? Fat Haired Lady: CAN YOU FEEL THE PRESENCE OF THE LORD? Greg: No Fat Haired Lady: CAN YOU FEEL GOD COMPELLING YOU TO DONATE? Greg: No. Fat Haired Lady:

greghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08053875346415485326noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5522115.post-1074733951279909462004-01-21T18:12:00.000-07:002006-11-14T16:56:58.198-07:00

Drum roll please.... 10. He is a fucking lunatic Who the fuck does he think he is- Chewbacca? UPDATE: HEAR THE RE-MIX 9. He's a liar Flashback Clinton style 8. He Wants To Tax Families 2000 bucks Captain Idiot 7. He Flipped His Views To Run For the White House Cough Kucinich Cough 6. He Constantly Looks Like He Has a Stick Up His Ass Ouch 5. "Southern Guys With Confederate Flags on

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I stopped watching local TV Broacasts about a year ago. Tonight, by means of force (i.e. if you dont watch Channel 3 News you will fail this course) I sat through about 20 minutes of the 10 O'Clock News. It was painful. Please tell me that I am not the only person on this planet WHO DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCOTT PETERSON, NOR THE JUDGE IN THE CASE, NOR ANY OTHER LAWYER AND CERTAINLY DOES NOT

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